Bangkok is gold and incense and scams. It is sweet coffee in bags and suicidal tuk-tuks. Bangkok is old and new and shiny and dirty. Bangkok is Bangkok, and nothing less.
I arrived in the country's capitol after my final flight aboard Bangkok Airways.
American Airlines take note: any passenger with a Bangkok Airways ticket is welcomed into a pre-departure BA lounge, once they've cleared security. This cozy room is filled with comfy chairs, service-e internet stations, free snacks and coffee to boot. Once on board, you can expect to receive an in-flight meal, or barrage of snacks, even on a sub 60 min flight and, 30 min prior to landing, the TV screens begin broadcasting an instructional video, leading the passengers in guided meditation and pressure point massage, to relieve the ill effects of air travel. Nice-uh!
After arriving in Bangkok and collecting my things, I purchased a bus ticket to Th Khao San (Khao San Road) and headed off to the Backpackers Ghetto, situated in the Western part of Bangkok's Old City. Over the last 20 years or so, the former rice market has become the home base for nearly every [budget] traveller passing through Bangkok. Spanning a city block, the road brings out a bit of the best and just about all of the worst of traveling and travelers. Crowded between the hoards of people, ranging somewhere between clean, chipper and fresh faced (those at the beginning of their travels) and more than slightly disheveled, deliriously tired, some what unaffected, and distinctly travel worn (those on the tail ends of their Round The World tickets,) one can find quite the variety of attractions and distractions. Surely you will find everything you thought you needed (an abundance of guesthouses, restaurants, bars, cheap food and clothing, and travel agencies) right along side those things you never knew you needed (the same cheap clothes and souvenirs, Dr. Fish treatment, dreadlock-weave stations, and stands selling any sort of false identification or paperwork you could ever need) and, not to be forgotten, those select services that NO ONE, ANYWHERE, EVER, will need (bogus combination boat/bus/train tickets to anywhere in Asia, questionable Thai massages behind closed doors, and even more questionable Thai men pushing invitations to illegal "ping-pong" sex shows.)
Once my bus dropped me off in the above described circus that is Khao San, I preformed my now routine ritual of ignoring each and every tuktuk/taxi driver, and set off in search of Khao San Palace, as per Ali's instructions. An hour later, I had finished marveling at the long forgotten fixtures of an actual hotel, swapped my airplane leggings for a pair of comfy, ankle concealing, fisherman pants, scarfed a dollars worth of Pad Thai and was ready to roll. Ali and I stopped to grab a quick gallon of iced coffee each, which was delivered "to-go" in clear plastic bags with straws, and happily slurped down said deliciousness as we strolled towards the Royal Palace and Wat Phra Kaew.

Getting into the palace was somewhat like an obstacle course, involving evading a seemingly endless stream of tuk-tuk/taxi drivers/scam artists, trying ever so helpfully to tell us: a.) They would love to give us a tour of Bangkok, and drive us to all of the temples for a meer 20 Baht,
if we wanted to participate in a one day, tax free, shopping extravaganza. b.) "I am very sorry Miss, but this area of the city is closed today. I can give you a free tour of 'X' area
AND take you on a one day, tax free, shopping extravaganza, or c.) "TUK-TUK, TUK-TUK, MISS, TUK-TUK, YOU NEED TUK-TUK!!!" Luckily Ali and I had both read up on tuk-tuk scams in Lonely Planet (don't want to go into it ..great description
here) and Ali may or may not have gotten suckered into a scam by one Moon-Mi on her first pass through the city, so we knew to avoid such friendly offers outright. Thanks to my Seoulmate's previous expereinces, I learned early on that a confused "No hablo
Inglés," or "Non parlo Inglese," depending on your faux-nationality of choice, was enough to scatter scammers by the masses. Seeing as a large portion of Bangkok is in cahoots over the great tuk-tuk scams, fending off a driver with the "I don't speak English" gem is enough to evade drivers for at least 100 meters or so. (Word to the wise, do not choose Hebrew for this clever ruse, as for some reason I was shouted at to "Yala! Yala!" almost as much as, "Come here, Let's go!")
After finally reaching the Palace, we purchased tickets, fashioned Ali a beautiful wool scarf/skirt (her lower ankles were a bit too provocative for the guards liking) and headed inside. Visiting the Palace and Wat Phra Kaew, is sort of like visiting the Colosseum or the Forum in Rome, or the Alhambra in Grenada (though not quite on the same scale as the latter). The Palace/Wat compound is enormous and simply filled to the brim with tour groups, travelers, and Thai field trips. While it was a bit overwhelming and stressful at times, the buildings and their respective embelishments were beautiful. We marveled at the gold spires, and glass mosaics adorning nearly every surface, read up on a little history from our handy pamphlets, shot a friendly "Anyeong Haseyo" at some tourists we recognized as Korean, and snapped about a million photos. Basically, we were the world's biggest tourists; but, when in Bangkok...


Thoroughly exhausted and sweaty, we left the Palace and wandered towards to river, to see if we could figure out how to get to the famous floating market; but, after realizing it didn't really fit into our [lack of a]plan and hearing that it was really more of a show for the tourists these days, we decided it was not going to happen. Instead we jumped on the ferry and rode across the river to Wat Arun, or Temple of the Dawn. I realized later that, after reading through my LP, I had scrawled Wat Arun on the list of things I'd like to see, but couldn't quite remember why until we arrived. This was my absolute favorite Wat I saw in all of Thailand, and one of the cooler things I have ever seen. The entire structure is covered in semi-imperfect mosaics made from broken ceramic tiles and china, left over by Chinese traders. The effect is simply stunning, and gives the who structure a simultaneously earthy and other-worldly feel. As the sun began to set, Ali and I climbed a treacherous set of stairs, that literally required a rope support on the way down (yet later we saw a young monk practically sprint down) and took in a spectacular view from the upper levels of the largest spire. I found myself daydreaming of mosaics made by the students of MMSD, and outsider artists I learned about during my ArtEd coursework, and was immensely happy. Sometimes not having a plan can lead you to the most fantastic places you will ever encounter. Wat Arun, you're pretty fab.




Post temple climbing, and an equally treacherous and terrifying descent, we headed back towards Khao San, managed to track down a somewhat hidden Israeli restaurant (much thanks and no thanks to LP, for the excellent recommendation and horrible map/description) where we proceeded to stuff our faces with the best falafel, pita and hummus I have had, outside the Land of Milk and Honey. The evening brought showers, a brief break with a dog named
Hachi, and some nighttime shopping, before finding seats at the only bar on the street not playing club beats and grabing a few Changs. We had a lovely evening singing along to live, acoustic, English music, rubbed elbows with some new Thai friends, and called it a night.
The next day brought a trip to the weekend market, a modern day Buddhist hub, and a bit of lost wandering. After obligatory gallons of morning coffee, we jumped in a cab (they actually have taxi cars in bangkok as opposed to the pickup trucks found elsewhere) and road off the the gargantuan clusterfriend that is
จตุจักร (Chatuchak) Market. Chatuchak market is the largest market in Thailand, and one of the most famous markets in all of Asia. It covers 35 acres and has more than 5,000 stalls[1] selling everything imaginable. Food? Check. Clothes? Check. Furniture? Check. House wares? Check. Illegally traded animals? Double check. (I'll come back to this one) Ali and I spent the majority of the day roaming the market until were were totally and completely overwhelmed and felt ourselves fading into the crowd. We decided to hop on the skytram and head towards the Erwa shrine, which turned out to be one of the more interesting/currently relevant display's of religion I saw in Thailand. The Hindu shrine, set amid Bangkok's highly developed, very westernized, swanky down town, receives thousands of visitors each day, stopping off between errands to make a quite offering. The popularity of the shrine, and hired dance troops preforming near by, can be attributed to the shrine's notoriety for bestowing good luck and answering prayers (the dancers are hired by worshipers, whose prayers have been answered, to show appreciation.)
After getting a bit lost on the return end, we spent the evening back on Khao San, getting our laundry done in a back ally, and purchasing beautiful handmade dresses from an adjacent shop. Ali packed up her belongings, as it was her last night in Thailand, and we headed out for one last night of good times, good music, and a few toasts to friends and adventures (not to mention some accidentally inferno Pad Thai... my bad.)
Ali left me early the next morning, but I still had one fabulous day left in the city of gold. I snagged some eggs, toast and coffee (obviously) and managed to get in contact with a long lost friend via the hotel phone. I was once more reminded that, solely based on my parents decision to send me to camp, I am very lucky to have friends in far reaching corners of the globe. Laura, a former Beber staff/boss/friend/loveee is living and teaching in Bangkok and we made plans to meet up that day.

Prior to our date, I ventured off on my own to Wat Pho, home of the famous reclining Buddha. I marveled at one last fortress of moasic and gold spires, checked out the very popular, but very impressive reclining Buddha and headed back towards Chatuchack to meet Laura for another round with the beast.We had plenty of catching up and camp gossiping to do (it has be two years since we last saw eachother) so much so that we kept forgetting to look at the menu and actually decide what to order for lunch. After lunch we dove back into the market and, true to the notion that you cant see it all in a day, ended up in corners of the market Laura, who has lived in the city for over a year, has never seen. At one point we inadvertently wandered into the animals section, and were at once surrounded by puppies (way to young to be sold), birds (some were already dead), weird squirrels, something that may or may not have been a monkey, turtles, fish, skunks... you name it. The whole thing was really gross and really sad (def not PETA approved) but the more we tried to find our way to a new section, the more we found ourselves trapped by thousands of rodents. It was literally my worst nightmare. I wish I had photographic evidence, but I was far to traumatized to pull out the camera at this point.

[ Point of interest, after my return I stumbled on this news article, describing a man attempting to smuggle out of Thailand: 88 Indian star tortoises, 33 elongated tortoises,7 radiated tortoises, 6 mata mata turtles, 4 Southeast Asian narrow-headed softshell turtles,3 Aldabra tortoises, 1 pig-nosed turtle, 1 ploughshare tortoise (which Traffic described as the world's rarest tortoise) 34 ball... pythons, 2 boa constrictors, several milk snakes, corn snakes and king snakes and 1 hog-nosed snake. There also were 19 bearded dragon lizards, 4 spiny-tailed lizards, 2 Sudan plated lizards, 6 Argentine horned frogs, 18 baboon spiders, 22 common squirrels and 1 African grey parrot, all stuffed into 3 suitcases. The animals were suspected to be purchased at Chatuchak, and the man was caught during routine security screenings. So, there's that.]
Laura and I retreated to her apartment to cool off and spent the rest of the evening chatting away and getting 3 dollar facials with a few of her friends. I got to see a bit of the non-touristy areas of the city, my face has never felt more wonderful, and my heart was extremely full and happy after catching up with an old friend. It was the perfect ending to a spectacular adventure.
After one more evening of street food, shopping and packing. And a quick breakfast in the morning. I was off and away back to the Land of the Morning Calm. My time in Thailand was absolutely phenomenal, and I would be incredibly depressed if I thought I would never see its shining skies and glittering Wats again. As is, I have a feeling that one day the countries allure will draw me back into the crowded Soi's I loved so much, perhaps on the way to other, less familiar destinations...
So, Thailand, I guess I will finally cave and admit that my vacation is [long] over.
Thanks for the ride, my friend. To you, I will always look with a smile.
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[1] https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Chatuchak_Weekend_Market